I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Randomize
