i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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