One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
Randomize
