she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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