chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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