Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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