I want to stick my p in your. b.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
You ate ashes out of my bong
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