Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I got chris browned last night
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
