Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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