Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
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