I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
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