A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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