Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
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