Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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