Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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