I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Randomize
