The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Soap is not a condiment
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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