I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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