windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
How external is "for external use only"?
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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