Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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