Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
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