Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
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