He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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