so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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