why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
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