so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I need a burrito and a hug.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
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