I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
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