Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
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