I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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