those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
Randomize
