just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
I'm drive I can fine osifer
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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