why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
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