That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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