Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
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