Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
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