I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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