I need help removing her.
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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