That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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