just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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