All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
Come see our sink grown plant.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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