can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
it's like heaven, but drunker
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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