I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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