32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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