I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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