Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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