Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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