I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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