I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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