you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Randomize
