Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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