you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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