how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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