Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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