So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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