at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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